Oldage Mutant Mitch McConnell T-Shirt Size:2XL There's virtually no chance anyone's

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and the Betsy Ross flag graphic on the left shoulder

but that was handled a long time ago

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But old Mr

Oldage Mutant Mitch McConnell T-Shirt Size:2XL There's virtually no chance anyone'sOld age mutant Mitch McConnell, weirdo in a halfshell! Made from a toxic spill in the murkiest portions of the Potomac swamp, Mitch mutated into the awful lumbering chimera we see today. McConnell lurks amongst the Congress critters with his bulging spectacled eyes locked in on the slow race to oblivion. Seemingly impervious to time itself, the reptile's ancient animal instincts have propelled him to become the longest serving Republican senator. 100%