Women's Here for a Good Time Not a Long Time Scoop Neck T-Shirt Size:XXX-Large This funny sarcastic bird shirt

This funny sarcastic bird shirt expresses contrarian misanthrope sentiment in style

Turn down unwanted requests and invitations in style with this 1970s inspired hard pass shirt

Our "The Good Thing About Science is That It's True Whether or Not You Believe in It" science shirt is a nod to American astrophysicist

Head on over to astro camp to explore the galaxy with the universe's cutest kitten

complete with their kawaii pirate ship

Women's Here for a Good Time Not a Long Time Scoop Neck T-Shirt Size:XXX-Large This funny sarcastic bird shirtIf you're already eyeing a luxury suicide pod from Switzerland, you're probably like us and here for a good time not a long time. Celebrate living life to its fullest and going out on your own terms with this colorful 1970s inspired shirt. Loaded with retro charm and a hint of existential angst, this funny groovy shirt is perfect for having the last laugh at death's expense and dying in style. Shirt Info: Pre shrunk poly cotton rayon blend Scoop neck